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A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.
Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!
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Someone who is divorced from their former husband or wife has separated from them and is no longer legally married to them.
He is divorced from Roxy's mother, Julia, but they live nearby
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The legal ending of a marital contract between a man and a woman. A very common occurance in the US since the 1960s.
Often the result of either one or both partner's utter refusal to communicate with each other when something is wrong, and letting problems build, and seething under the surface until one of the parties, gives up and leaves. This leaves the "left" spouse in complete confusion because of the lack of communication, they did not see it coming. Becoming even more prevalent since the advent of internet personal sites and chat rooms. One partner after blindly thinking that the person he is chatting with actually resembles Angelina Jolie, decides that the grass is greener on the other side. The biggest victims of this epidemic are actually children who quickly develop a mistrust of the opposite sex.
Mike filed for divorce from his wife after he met "bubbles" on line. What a surprise to discover that he abandoned his wife and children for Bubba.
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Breaking up isn’t hard to do when friends and neighbours are doing it too.
A person that divorces soon after or later on after a family member or friend had divorced. Or a group of friends that start divorcing because one among them divorced first and the other friends soon after that got ideas to divorce too. It's a social virus that's spreading to a neighborhood, workplace and family near you.
Friend 1: "Dave divorced 2 years ago and now his buddy Matt is seeing a lawyer and is getting started on divorcing his wife. How crazy is that?!"
Friend 2: "Whoa, who do you think is next? This is looking like divorcitis."
Ending of a marraige.
Needs weren’t met.
Arguments.
Money arguments mainly.
Peter’s parent’s decided not to stay together after arguments and a while of growing apart. They decided to divorce.
Divorce is when the parents say bye bye to each other, HAHA.
“My parents are divorced.”
“Haha, lucky.”
“ I know right.”
this wouldn’t have happened if you just ate the ham.
The financial punishment in America for abandoning your friends and family for sex.
Yea I haven't seen Jason in 10 years, it's about time for him to get a divorce.