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Dorling Kindersley. Book publisher.
"Dude, check out my DK encyclopaediaz0riclickaclickaboomboomqwertyazertyjohollagadollayogyogium!"
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The song that was introduced in Donkey Kong 64 on the Nintendo 64. It basically was a bad yet good song.
dk fan: tell me the DK Rap
{Intro}
He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
{Chorus}
DK
Donkey Kong!
{Verse 1}
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
{Chorus}
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Verse 3
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 4
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Invalid Dk is a Musical Artist from the United Kingdom
who specialises in hyperdrill as well as other styles and genres (e.g. hyperpop etc)
Invalid Dk's Music is similar too GOONNCITY, slowsilver03, 100 gecs and midwxst
a lot of people say Dk's music reminds them of bladee
Invalid Dk also uses the phrase "Ahh Yep" a lot
"yo you heard that new Invalid Dk"
"no"
"damn that's crazy you must be lame af"
Danish member of ar15.com who was made famous by the following post:
When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.
One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.
That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.
Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.
"My geese just went missing"
"DK-Prof probably took them to the furniture store to have his way with them"
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what cool people use to say we don't know.
question: hey dudes are we going to the party tonight?
answer: We DK
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when you get your dick sucked by the school whore in the bathroom and brag about it for the rest of your high school career
Did you hear that Bryson and Sarah got caught in the bathroom pulling a DK, and now Bryson thinks that he is the fucking shit.
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