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Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.
John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.
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A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.
ex.
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
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Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!
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A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.
jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.
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A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.
"look at that douche, he cheats on her"
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the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense
thanks to that douche it stings when i pee
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A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.
James: "I think all men and women are equal"
Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"
Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"
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