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Douchebaggery

The act of committing the violation of being a douche bag and/or seeming like a douche bag.

"You have committed a 3rd offense of douchebaggery."

"Here comes some douchebaggery from the n00b section."

"I do not appreciate your douchebaggery good sir."

by ProvenBus February 22, 2010

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Douchebaggery

an act of consistant or continous behavior that is otherwise annoying or unhelpfull in any way.

God damit im sick of steve and his constant douchebaggery, he better knock it out or i'll leave him on the side of the road.

by Alex Townsend December 7, 2008

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Douchebaggery

Noun/Verb: actions (or engaging in actions or thoughts) often promulgated by GDI’s (God-Damn Independents) and other unfratty persons; actions which fratdaddies and sorostitutes never engage in.

Just as North Face is a staple of the fratty community, hooded sweatshirts are a staple of international douchebaggery.

by PFaceBarnes_MA April 21, 2008

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Rampant Douchebaggery

When a person, who may or may not be a douchebag, commits several obnoxious actions that would make them seem as if they were on a douchebag rampage.

For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".

This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.

Person 1:"Oh my God, did you see that guy start fist-pumping at the bar after he chugged that beer? He almost knocked his stupid visor off his head-and how can he even see? He's wearing sunglasses indoors!"
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."

by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010

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College Douchebaggery

An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.

Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.

Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.

Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.

I'm tired of being surrounded by college douchebaggery all day long.

by jm396 April 29, 2010

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writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

by Scott Lanway June 24, 2004

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Hardcore Douchebaggery

The act of being a douchebag to the highest possible level.

Jim just threw his kid against the fence. Thats some Hardcore Douchebaggery!

by yauger72 June 28, 2010