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A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.
ex.
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
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Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!
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A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.
jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.
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A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.
"look at that douche, he cheats on her"
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the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense
thanks to that douche it stings when i pee
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A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.
James: "I think all men and women are equal"
Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"
Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"
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The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.
To put it in perspective:
In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.
In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
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