When your share of an even split is only ten percent
My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.
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To do something better than anyone else, or in a way that seeks to attain the level of perfection that only a bad as mother fucker like Doug can do.
"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of envy, or to slam back
dougie style, --that is the answer.--"
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In correlation with "Debbie Downer." A term used to describe a male who is being a downer. Also used to define any male possessing any negative traits such as being cheap, anti-social, apprehensive, and downright aggravating to be around. They don't take many risks and they are normally scared to do anything that bends the rules. Someone being a Dougie Downer is someone you can't have any fun with.
Mike, stop being such a Dougie Downer man, you sound like you have a stick up your butt.
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a gay black pornstar who recently became popular off tiktok slideshow audios that contain him dicking down another (muscular) black man. the audios are usually slowed and have reverb to keep the 2 second attention span most people have on that app.
Some quotes include:
"Does that stroke feel good, King?"
"How good is that dick, bitch!"
"I got yo consent right? You're submissive to me."
"You understand why they call me king now, right?"
"Have you ever been fucked this good?"
me: "king dougie can have sex with another man and make it hilarious"
friend: "no way"
When you take a pizza box and put your dick (usually your finger) and deliver it to an unsuspecting victim
Man, I heard that dude sent out his Dougie Box to that girl right ova there.
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perspiration in the genital area which develops from continuous hours of dougie-ing
A: So what have you done all day?
B: Man, all I've done is dougie... since breakfast
A: Sounds like you've got your life figured out
B: Fa sho, I've got a mad case of DOUGIE SAUCE though
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A faggot who is really a girl and hooks up with girls on MySpace pretending to be a man when calling them on the phone.
shea - " why is she making a guy voice?"
roxana - "ha rofl, must be another dougie dee"
shyla - "alyssa?"
jake - "is dougie a virgin?"
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