Doug

A white person who falls often. Actually it's more than that but I'll keep it at often.
One who aspires to be a white collar office worker that never goes home and cries and sleeps away his life under his desk after being rejected by yet another "woman" in his favorite online games World of Warcraft, Guild Wars and Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
One whose nemesis is the sun and its shearing rays of death.
Commonly referred to as DougAss Doog Jug Dog Little One or any other derogatory name that comes to mind.
Can be used as an insult.

Hey there's a {Insert Hated Person's Name} Doug!

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Doug

An acronym for "drunk old ugly guy".

Why is your shirt tucked in? Your such a Doug.

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Dougs

Men who are socially awkward, incapable of human connection, has problem solving skills, and who exist in their own little world.

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Savanah Turner

Doug said Biden still isn’t president and that Biden has dead people vote for him. Don’t be a Doug!

99.9% of Dougs answers are “I
Didn’t know.” and “I didn’t do it.”Don’t be a Doug!

Dougs points of conversation can only surround themselves, around three topics which only Doug has knowledge about. “That is completely absurd and outdated. Don’t be a Doug!

Written by
Savanah Turner

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Doug

A polite way to insert dick into a general conversation.

"I spent all night trying to slug my doug into her voug so I could blast a noug"

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Doug

When you have a friend that dates a lot of people you must give them a common name, and call them Doug

Hey I heard you were dating a new Doug "Congrats" can't wait to see how long this one lasts.

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Doug

A boy that will drive you crazy in a good and bad way. Some one you can always have fun with and you don't have to worry about if you will impress him or not . He is usually very attractive an will put a smile on your face. People think Doug is the type of person who looks like a asshole but when you get to know him deep inside he is the sweetest person . If you have a Doug keep him he is good to have around.

#Doug

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Doug It

To perform tasks and duties in the trashiest possible manner, such as defaulting on debts, borrowing money and never repaying, and driving a heap of shit that you got from a buy here pay here shit hole. To blame others for your shortcomings and throw unpredictable tantrums. To exist every day as scum and be happy with the fact that you will never be more than a white trash piece of shit.

Man, these medical bills are stacking up. Fuck this, I'm going to Doug it and not pay them a dime.

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