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1. An attractive woman at a party whom a male desires to have relations with that same night, with no intention of ever calling, seeing, or conversing with again;
2. A women who – upon first impression (a) is willing to have drunken, dirty, emotionless, sex and (b) has at least one STD in which you will undoubtedly receive upon participating in (a);
3. The act of engaging in intercourse with said woman is known as "Slaying the Dragon", the male who does this is known as a "Dragon Slayer".
Friends at a party:
Man #1: “Broseph, I’m going to slay that dragon tonight.”
Man #2: “Nice, slay her with you sword.”
Man #3: “Make sure you wrap your tool, she’s bound to have something.”
Friends the next morning:
Man #2: “Did you take her down?”
Man #1: “For sure, but now my cock is all red and itchy.”
Man #3: “I told you to wear a jimmy cap.”
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Being a dragon or a thing like a dragon
Im fablespell your dragonic hero
ITS LITERALLY A FLYING LIZARD THAT BREATHES FIRE AND KICKS ASS
DAMN THAT DRAGON JUST BURNINATED THE COUNTRYSIDE
When in reference to a sexual partner; Dragon: a person who frequently contracts and transmits clymidia to their sexual partners.
Bro, that woman is a Dragon. Ain't nobody got time for that!
-Is a dragon an animal?
-Yea.
-What kind of animal?
-A reptile.
-So like, a lizard?
-Sure.
-So dragons are giant lizards with wings.
A Noun, the name of the alien species from the world ki: mera .Dragons have flaming breath and an iscocele,a triangular spike on the end of their tails.magical
Dragons?run
