wang drain

A social phenomenon in which men from Western countries seek attractive, dutiful, and feminine women from Asia, Latin America, or Eastern Europe. Analogous to the “brain drain,” but in geographic reverse.

Example 1:

Danielle: Like, where are all the good guys at? I don’t get it. I have a career that keeps me super busy; short nails; pasty skin; a 32-inch waist; Ugg boots; frizzy blond hair; a pair-shaped body, and a master’s degree. I can barely cook and have slept with, like, just 28 guys. What gives?

Dave: Hmm, I’d say it’s the wang drain. Like Mike, the cool guy from sales, he just married a hot Japanese chick that works part time and has long nails; almond skin; sexy sandals; shiny black hair; an hourglass figure, and a bachelor’s degree. She’s a great cook and has had just two boyfriends before him. You seriously gotta step your game up.

Example 2:

Jessica: Why are there so many American, Swedish, German, Canadian, and British men living in Thailand and China?

Jeff: It’s not obvious? They’re part of the wang drain; they’re sick of imperious, career-obsessed American girls with huge senses of self-entitlement and mannish physiques, so they’ve come to seek beautiful, soft-spoken, feminine Asian women instead. It’s really quite simple.

Example 3:

Emily: Who’s that slut?

Elizabeth: Oh, that’s Kevin’s girlfriend. She, like, must have a 23-inch waist or something. She looks like a total ho. I heard she’s from, like, Croatia. Kevin must be part of that wang drain thingy.

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drain nigga

a male of african descent who listens to drain gang

- do you know what music does Tyrone listen to?
- I've heard he's a drain nigga

drain you

this song is about someone being obsessed with their girlfriend/boyfriend. Great song, Kurt's personal favorite.

Hey man that girl is draining you, your not even actin the same.

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douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

group drain

When a group of heterosexual men jerk off together in an effort to express their true feelings post ejaculation.

Rich and his Pike friends completed a group drain and discussed their greatest fears.

drain pour

A craft beer so horrible it's only proper place is inside the drain inside the sink.

"Did you drink my Rocky Mountain oyster bubble gum dry hopped Pilsner Norm?

"Yeah that was a drain pour dude!"

circle the drain

to gradually die (literally or figuratively)

When Dan started telling the girl at the bar that he lived in a barn with 3 sheep, 2 horses, and his parents, his chances of beating it up that night started circling the drain.

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