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A carpet of vomit layering the front of a person's torso that originates from the mouth and can extend down to the feet. Often caused by a dramatic display of emotion over an insignificant event.
She was so upset that she put on a prom dress, it got all over.
The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.
Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?
Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.
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a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.
our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we're better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)
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When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.
i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!
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"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"
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I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing
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Ghetto slang for a dress made of sequined fabric. I first heard this used on Ru Paul's Drag Race when trashy queen Roxy Andrews said she was planning on wearing a "sequence dress" clearly meaning a dress with sequins. Right. At first I assumed Roxy was just a bit thick in the head, but not long after, I heard a friend of mine with somewhat similar background use the exact same expression/mispronunciation.
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Gurl, I"m gonna look fierce tonight in that black sequence dress!
English speaker: "Do you mean a dress with sequins?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Bitch, what you talk'in? One sequence, two sequence. You know, a sequence dress. Hello?!"
English speaker: "Yeah, the word is SEQUIN. One sequin, two sequins, a sequined gown."
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Why you throw'in shade bitch? I'll cut you!"
English speaker: "What?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "We're through, lady. I don't need you getting in the way of my fabulous ass. This bitch is serving fish, hunty."
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