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1. taking a shit
2. making number two
I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.
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El Duce is lord, he started his rape rock band The Mentors in 1976, they mix stand up comedy with metal and porn. With great sucess came temptaiton and 1991, he left the Mentors becuase he could not play drums anymore due to his drinking. Later he would team up with bandmate Dr. Heathen Scum for some of his solo albums. But after Kurt Cobain'S "suicide" in 1994 El Duce came out with the fact that Kourtney Love paid him $50,000 to murder Kurt Cobain, he did not do it, and he even passed a polygraph test. A short time after he was "hit by at train" and died, but we all no that Kourtney Love conspired kill Kurt Cobain and El Duce.
Person 1: I fucked 2 fat women at the same time!
Person 2: Just like El Duce in the sandwich of love!
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legal term, from the phrase subpoena duces tecum, to "bring with you under penalty of punishment"
also known to law students as taking a large crap
pronounced dooooosesssss-teeeeee-cuh-m
Man, I just had massive duces tecum.
El Duce was the alcaholic frontman (vocalist/drummer) of the porno metal band the Mentors. His real name is Eldon Hoke and took pride in his beer gut and bathroom sense of humor. It is rumored that he was offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain. El Duce was known to piss off the late Walley George and appeared on the Jerry Springer show a few months before he was run over by a train in the Las Angeles area back in April 21st 1997.
I personally met El Duce on three occasions.
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Dregz Duce is an American rapper born in Brooklyn, New York currently residing in Las Vegas. Founding member of www.LostWagez.com
I just picked up that new Dregz Duce CD and the songs were great!
(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought
Everything
Stop Ken-Duceing
Crap on the sidewalk, usually of animal nature, but could be Human, also a person who thinks that they are all that, but just are really losers
Oh shit man, I just stepped on a street duce!!
That lame ass ain't nothing but a street duce.
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