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duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman February 17, 2012

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Duct-Tape Militia

An awesome band that writes a wide variety of music. Their most famous song would most likely be "Duct-Tape Rage", it is also their first song. They are a small band from Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Guy 1: Duuuuuude, that cocncert rocked, who was that awesome band that played at the beginning?

Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them

by Jeebus!!! June 20, 2006

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Duct tape innovation

A job done in a particularly horrible manner... Like if the door is cracked in half, someone just duct tapes it. Or it could mean something that is put together cheaply and with no effort. Like if you need the fence post to stay in place, for good, you lodge a toy truck into it... Basically anything fixed without the necessary tools and will fall apart with the next 24 hrs.

My friend shelby, used duct tape to fasten the filter to her pool so I said,"Yo bitch, nice duct tape innovation!".

by Katie kolosiekago August 12, 2007

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duct tape mafia

The duct tape mafia is a gang of counter culture teens who affiliate them selfs with each other via duct tape on them selfs, often the duct tape has D.T.M or designs written on it.

preppy 1-"Why is there duct tape on that guys shoulder"
preppy 2-"Cause I don't know maybe he's mental"
punk 1-"No he's part of the duct tape mafia"
preppy 1 and 2 "what?"

by juggernaut911 January 4, 2008

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sexual duct tape

an item that is used for sex that is universal to many applications

lotion is like sexual duct tape

by siviksi January 22, 2012

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Duct Tape Jeans

The term used for the kid who has holes in his jeans, but doesn't like that kind of style.

One who uses duct tape on their jeans.

Kid: "Dude, look at those duct tape jeans.:
Dude: "Yeah Kid, pretty sweet, eh?"

by acerbusicci February 5, 2011

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duct tape casket

the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.

my dad asked me for a duct tape casket today.

by ericstotle January 9, 2012

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