Fudly dud

to shit on one's chest and consume it with a bendy straw

oh i'd so do a fudly dud on that ho over there

Duds of Sussex

Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".

The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.

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eye duds

Eye glasses or sunglasses, especially if they are decorative or have a cool design.

I went to the eye doctor and picked out a new pair of eye glasses. Check out the decorative etching on my eye duds!

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Milk Dud

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

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dud root

A man/woman who is really bad in bed.

I picked up a stunner last night, but was bitterly disappointed when I got her home - she was a dud root.

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sick dud

A sweet thing. Something that is awesome!

Yo that party was a sick dud!

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fb Dud

A women who is seemily very attractive according to her facebook pictures but is a whale in real life

Guy 1: yo shes gonna be mad hot
Guy 2: (sees girl)
Guy 2: HAHAHA bro shes a fb Dud

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