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person 1: i just got call of duty! it kicks ass!
person 2: Tell that to The Legend of Zelda, which has won game of the year at least 3 times, and takes more than a week to beat.
person 1: herp a derp de derp
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having to babysitting an infant, who is too young, who is in the age that he don't know how to go to the bathroom,
and having to change diapers.
i can't go to the party i have to babysit my little brother, i will have t do this diaper duty for a while
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When many people, usually in school, reenact the popular game series Call of Duty with imaginary guns, grenades, and kill streaks.(Often used to annoy teachers).
(John crawling under a desk)
John: Headshot!
(Timmy jumps over a desk and falls)
Timmy: Riotshield!
John: Stemtex!
John: Double Kill!
(Runs over to the corner)
John: One more kill and I can get a Harrier Airstrike.
Timmy: Tactical Nuke Inbound!
(Teacher comes in)
Teacher: What are you doing?
Timmy: Playing Call of Duty!
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a failure of a game series due to bullshit kills and quick-scoping, pure and simple trash, requires hours and hours of concentration to think your getting good until youtube and machinima proves you wrong. if your k/d isn't above 1 you are wasting your time
"dude so i plowed my girlfriend last night!, she said i was about as good as call of duty!" :P
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1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.
2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"
2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"
Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
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What you say when you have to take a shit.
Man thinking to himself:
(Aw man, I have to take a shit!)
Man talking out loud:
Duty calls!
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A first-person-shooter game with about as many 11-year-old fanboys as the PS3, and is generally played by people with way too much time on their hands, or someone who hasn't played any Battlefield games. Usually accompanied with squeaky voices, crappy montages, fanboys that hate every other game ever, singles, and 20-year-old "pros", that give Microsoft Points to have their ranks, K/Ds, accuracy, and other useless virtual gold stickers increased in shinyness.
Person 1: I'm playing Call of Duty!
Person 2: I'm playing Battlefield with my girlfriend. We're probably going to have sex which you'll never get now though, see you!
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