The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

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wobbly ear

When a car window is down and it makes your ear make a wobbly noise.

Wind your window up , its giving me wobbly ear!

play by ear

To see how things goes and act accordingly

Since we're all unsure of wat to expect from the new boss, we should just play by ear.

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Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".

That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!

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ear hustler

One who listens in on others without getting caught. A true ear hustler does not let everyone know that he has heard what he heard, and retains the information for future references.

Tammy, a true ear hustler, knew everything about everybody.

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Chewing ear

someone just chewing ear pure like just chomping on it, all there doing is talking and you dont care.

mohammed says 'get outside i need to speak to you'
faye says 'nah man your chewing ear'

Ear Loaf

Ear loaves are the defining an ear plus a loaf. also known as what cannabals eat for breakfast 👂🏻 🍞

son: HEY MOM
mom:WHAT

son: GIVE ME THE BOX OF EAR LOAVES
mom: YOUR BROTHER ATE THEM ALL
son2: hahahahahh ear loaf