Hot girl summer but for Eboys.
guy 1: hey bro im gonna go skateboard and pick up ur mom
guy 2: hell yeah man hot eboy summer
a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
gc full of clowns.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"
m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"
r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"
everyone: "jaehyun sexc"
September 31st every year is global eboy day
Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦
A boy who typically posts edgy content on TikTok, probably is a sk8er boy, wears nail polish, wears chains, has one ear pierced, and wears lots of rings. They are basically just a fuckboy that is too emo to be soft, but too soft to be emo.
Sally: "that boy is attractive as hell"
Ruby: "that's because he's an eboy"
“dude chase hudson is such an eboy”
“yeah he’s biting his lip while wearing all black and chains lol”
wannabe emo. They can’t fit in but THEY don’t want to
random eboy: oMg I’m So DePEsSEd
A male typically between the ages of 16 and 21. Who likely has an e-girlfriend or lots of online friends, hobbies commonly include skating, watching anime and insisting it's the "only show they actually watch", spending money on rings or brightly colored clothes, and religiously wearing Sony headphones
That guy is such and eBoy
Yeah look at his Sony WH1000MX4's