a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
gc full of clowns.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"
m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"
r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"
everyone: "jaehyun sexc"
a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"
M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"
R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
all members: "jaehyun sexc"
September 31st every year is global eboy day
Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦
A boy who typically posts edgy content on TikTok, probably is a sk8er boy, wears nail polish, wears chains, has one ear pierced, and wears lots of rings. They are basically just a fuckboy that is too emo to be soft, but too soft to be emo.
Sally: "that boy is attractive as hell"
Ruby: "that's because he's an eboy"
Person 1: omg who is that
Person 2: omg it’s eboy
Person 3: omg otherwise know as Sam/Scrag
An extremely talented music producer who produces insane beats, he lives in a not so cool city but he dresses cool!
He likes scooters and drums.
Person 1: “you wanna go visit Eboy?”
Person 2: “yeah I really wanna see him again, I miss him”
Person 1: “me too man, I love that boy”
scenario number 2:
Person 1: “hey you wanna listen to some dummy thick beats?”
Person 2: “hell yeah I wanna!”
*playing eboy beats*
Person 2: “yo who is this? His beats hits so hard damn he’s good”
Person 1: “this is my boy Eboy”
An extremely talented music producer who produces beats and doesn’t live in a cool city, he usually likes scooters and play the drums
“You wanna go visit Eboy?”
“Yeah I’d love to”
“You wanna hear some dummy thick beats?”
“Yeah hell i wanna! Yo this beat is so sick!”
“Ikr it’s my boy Eboy on the beat”