Hot girl summer but for Eboys.
guy 1: hey bro im gonna go skateboard and pick up ur mom
guy 2: hell yeah man hot eboy summer
a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
gc full of clowns.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"
m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"
r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"
everyone: "jaehyun sexc"
a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"
M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"
R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
all members: "jaehyun sexc"
September 31st every year is global eboy day
Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦
very scary hacker man never mess with him ever at any cost because it will end up badly for you
by cybernetic eboy zy
eboy is also known as an electronic boy....or a robot. The difference being is that they're virgins
GET THAT PURE EBOY SOME PUSS ALREADY