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elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg September 17, 2008


elasticate

To stretch and extends one’s limbs.

I need to elasticate my legs right now

by Gabetx April 9, 2023


elasticate

To stretch and extends one’s limbs

I need to elasticate right now

by Gabetx April 8, 2023


Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina November 25, 2007


what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 21, 2021


ELASTICITY FLASHBACK

ELASTICATION of news events by performing journalism intercourse.

Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.

When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.

You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.

The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.

Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY May 26, 2021


baby elastic

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

by Kouryuu February 26, 2017