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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
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they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
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Person 1:How do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it
The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!
EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
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THE LITERAL BEST SCHOOL EVER!!! TEACHERS ARE SOOOO KIND AND THEY CARE ABOUT ALL OF THE STUDENTS. SOME OF THE STUDENTS DON'T BEHAVE BUT THEN THEY DO BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!!!!! AND LEARNING IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 (In Leschi Elementary School): I go to Leschi, I'm happy!
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
Ew did you Hickory Elementary School
an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.
Miller elementary school is one of the best schools in the world for fights.