Elephants

A cigarette using 600 rings.

"Ay mang, when you stop at tha G-stat tomorrow, could you grab me a box o' trunks?"

"what dude?"

"you know, da elephants"

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elephant

absolute truth

i really didn't hook up with him-- elephant!

i elephantly need to get out of this place.

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The Elephant

When you pull your penis straight down, causing each testicle to sit either side of the shaft, creating a trunk and two elephant ears.

The Brain
The Goat

Jamie was startled when he turned to see Ben giving him the elephant.

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elephant

A name for a type of extacy

They are called elephants because they are very strong

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the elephant

a dance that consists of making a crook of your right arm and touching your forehead, sticking your left arm through (like a trunk, get it?) and swingin it around while gettin down! ;)
i.e.: the crunkest dance in the history of EVER!

kate: alex that is the gayest dance EVER!
alex: katie you are only jealous that YOU didn't think up the dance sensation that is ThE eLePHaNT!!

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elephant

An uncircumcizzed penis.

My God, he has an elephant!

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Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

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