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Taking a minor element and breathing life into it to enhance or keep viewer interest in an animation or story.
"I know that you're just distracting the guy by throwing the chicken out there, but I need you to engage the chicken to make it more fun. Maybe he trips over it!"
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noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.
Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."
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When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA
My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..
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The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.
Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)
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Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.
Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."
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An overrated metal band from New England. Mostly about sadness and "my time has come" and all that lovey dovey bullshit. Lyrics actually could be considered emo. They do have some catchy riffs but all their songs are the same. I really do not see why people think they are the best metal band ever. For awesome kick your face in rape your asshole metal see Shadows Fall or 3 inches of blood. It baffles me that badass metal bands tour their asses off such as Trivium, Opeth and Beyond the Embrace and are ten times better than this band and never make it big. Oh and all you turds saying this band is the best pull your head out of your ass and listen to some Lamb of God and Fear Factory.
Killswitch Engage is mediocre at best.
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A group of guys who yell into each other's assholes and get paid to do it.
Person A: What's your favorite band?
Person B: Killswitch Engage!!!!:)
Person A: R u fucking kidding me? Those asshole yellers can't play music for their lives.
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