Random
Source Code

engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled workers execute the vision of those who are able to think and dream.

Michael started off college as a physics major but later switched to electrical engineering after realizing he was just not smart enough to ponder the mysteries of the Universe in any real meaningful way.

by PortlandScience May 2, 2012

46๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž


Engineering

Performing steps toward a goal in such a way to access and use dark energy specifically Jinn Magik. Heavy use of numbers and geometry. Hyper focus and small groups produce more power exponentially. The entities nearest your physical location on earth will be invoked first, you will know they are with you when your ear begins to ring.

Genetic engineering

In-Jinn-near/ear ring.

by EM3WEM3 June 27, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


engineering

Engineering is the practice of mucking up once useful objects. Practitioners excel at telling skilled workers how to do things the engineers themselves have never done, nor are capable of learning. Engineers can expect to be paid menial wages while languishing in a cubicle and annoying productive people with endless demands for more submittals. Your life as an engineer will be designing stupid shit that laymen will fix in the field, and reviewing thousands of pages of eyewash to ensure that all systems are too comp-licated for the end users. Fortunately you will have months to incorrectly design systems that the talented technicians must build and install in weeks. They will make it work behind your back so you don't fly in on a site visit and fix things. You will be replaced in your prime by an intern and no one will notice or care that you are gone.

Engineering guy says let me explain how your car works while a skilled person fixes it.

by notanengineer January 3, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Engines

Racial term referring to a person with arabic/middle eastern background who is educated (mainly indians). Being that: all 'indians' are becoming engineers theses days.

In the United States, the government is paying to have all these indian engineers come and work in their country since because they lack college graduates in that field - so they must import all these "engines", thus saying/assuming that if they are indian and educated, they are probably engineers

College student 1 " look at that group of engines, I bet they have perfect grades"
College student 2 " Yeah I think theyre chemical engineer majors, they are indians afterall"

by Mark Lucian December 30, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


engineer

In C&C, there the guys that sound like complete nerds and are used to repair buildings(not your buildings, public buildings, like the kind you stock with GI's or conscipts). They are most usefull when loaded into an IFV and stationed near your frontline.

Damn Engineer in an IFV ran over my lone conscript!

by Elitist January 28, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


Engineer

a person who is scared of math and physics

Person 1: DON'T SHOW HIM THE MATHEMATICAL PROOF!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: HE IS AN ENGINEER!!

by Mechanik69 January 6, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Engin

A boy who has a lot of contact with womens, but he isnโ€˜t a fuckboy.

You are a Engin

by Allison Parker 69 January 6, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž