Engineer

When you work in the Adult Gay Porn Industry and you are embarrassed to admit it.

Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.

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Engineer

An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.

Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"

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Engineering

Performing steps toward a goal in such a way to access and use dark energy specifically Jinn Magik. Heavy use of numbers and geometry. Hyper focus and small groups produce more power exponentially. The entities nearest your physical location on earth will be invoked first, you will know they are with you when your ear begins to ring.

Genetic engineering

In-Jinn-near/ear ring.

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Engines

Racial term referring to a person with arabic/middle eastern background who is educated (mainly indians). Being that: all 'indians' are becoming engineers theses days.

In the United States, the government is paying to have all these indian engineers come and work in their country since because they lack college graduates in that field - so they must import all these "engines", thus saying/assuming that if they are indian and educated, they are probably engineers

College student 1 " look at that group of engines, I bet they have perfect grades"
College student 2 " Yeah I think theyre chemical engineer majors, they are indians afterall"

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engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

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engineer

In C&C, there the guys that sound like complete nerds and are used to repair buildings(not your buildings, public buildings, like the kind you stock with GI's or conscipts). They are most usefull when loaded into an IFV and stationed near your frontline.

Damn Engineer in an IFV ran over my lone conscript!

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Engineer

a person who is scared of math and physics

Person 1: DON'T SHOW HIM THE MATHEMATICAL PROOF!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: HE IS AN ENGINEER!!

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