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Dude : I Got An Erection
Girl : LETS FUCK!
*Girl Gets Penetrated*
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A female with a terrible disposition.
Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
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Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.
I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.
A hard cock screaming for immediate use!
Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!
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A long rock connected to your body.
Girl: oh my gosh! His rock is soooo big!
Girl2: mhm!
Man: you mean a penis having a erection?
Trannie: I wish I still had one ;c
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When something is so vile and such a massive turnoff that your penis literally panics and retreats back into your body. This is a defense mechanism and natural instinct so your penis can not be sexually violated by what has been deemed so repulsive.
When I had found out my mom's ex boyfriend texted me about how horny he was, thinking it was my mom's phone number, it gave me a reverse erection.