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When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends
i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!
a phrase used when a piece of music is underrated and deserves more attention/appreciation than it gets. “Espresso” is a hit by Sabrina Carpenter which received millions of streams in a short time span.
“Ughhh this song is so good it should've been their espresso”
that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.
Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"
When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.
Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh
Nariella Beaulieu.
“She was like a shot of espresso. She’s like, being bathed in sunlight.”