Rural Dictionary

Eugene

The thing nobody wants to be called.
More offensive if said maliciously

Person 2 is annoying you
Person 1 “Alright Eugene”

by Waffled_Iron March 16, 2022

The egg on Instagram that broke Kylie Jenner's record of having the post with the most likes.

Kylie's post has 18 million likes while Eugene the egg has 46 million likes as of right now...

Eugene the egg was just a simple idea started by "Henrietta", now she's receiving global fame by everyone around the world, all because of a stupid idea that became successful. Her goal was to beat Kylie Jenner's record of having the post with the most likes and somehow, she accomplished it.

However, one thing she's doing wrong is that she's started selling merch based off the account, which is quite a selfish way to make money, since she's been overpricing simple clothing just because they have the photo of a random brown egg named Euegene which Henrietta probably got from Google Images. She probably made about 6 clothing pieces in about 5 seconds, earning money in quite a selfish way. Even though she claims that 10% is going to charity, I believe it should've been 50% going to charity since she probably put in no effort at all in making these clothes.

Person 1: Do you know Kylie Jenner?
Person 2: Nope.. Who's that?
Person 1: I don't know either.. That's why I asked you. Do you know Eugene?
Person 2? Of course! Who doesn't know about Eugene the Egg!?

by World Record Egg January 16, 2019