Even Steven

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.

I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.

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Evening Feed

it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal

boy 1- (walks in) hey family hows it hanging?
boy 2- nothing much just time for evening feed!

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Even Stevens

Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.

The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.

Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.

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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

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Even-chilled

Someone who has a steady temperament without many highs or lows in general. They can stay calm cool and collected under times of excitement or stress. An alternative term for even-keeled.

It has been a pleasure working with you and I gotta say... overall you are even-chilled!

ian even

‘ian even’ means ‘i didn’t even’

ian even kno lil bih had a krush on meh

evening wood

Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap.

Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch, I got some serious evening wood.

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