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Excited furry

A furry that just cannot wait to get his fursuit/dino mask/ skulldog and will start to go crazy when they will get one

X: why is she so happy?
Y: oh, she is an excited furry and-

Excited furry: I GOT MY DINO MAAAAAAASK, FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by I-like-furries December 18, 2021


Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldnโ€™t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022


Excitable Boy

Proper noun. A sarcastic term ascribed to a deranged individual who is enabled and empowered by others' ignorance and excuses. Often someone in a position of entitlement, whose privilege has gone unchecked.

A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.

Lyrics:

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

Jen: Did you hear what that crazy White-Nationalist asshole said on the news about 'taking the country back'?
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.

by The_Headless_Thompson-Gunner August 13, 2017

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Awkward Excitement

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.

Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-

by LoannahForever October 7, 2010

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uber excited

EXCITED TO THE EXTREME!!!!

EXCITED TO THE MAX!!!

I'M UBER EXCITED ABOUT MY 2017 TRIP TO NIGERIA!!!

by ISHALLPRAY1ST January 15, 2016

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Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 9, 2009

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Brown Excitement

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

by curley19 April 23, 2011

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