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executive spinster

A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.

After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.

by Ma Cheese Moe December 5, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


execution style

when a girl is giving you a blow job, you are almost ready to blow, when you spin her around, force her to her knees (if shes not already there) and blow your load on the back of her head

Yo I had Molly over last night, she gives the best head, then i gave it to her execution style.

by bla211 December 9, 2008

151๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


executive lunch

Ex.ec.u.tive. Lun.ch

An executive lunch stems from the "three martini lunch" in which business professionals would drink three martinis in a leisurely fashion.

The executive lunch is when a business professional smokes marijuana during his lunch break, thus mimicking the "three martini lunch"

Hey did you notice Shaun took an "executive lunch" today?

by Mike Gainers June 21, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roman Execution

A Roman Execution is having someone put there head on something flat and smacking them in the head with one of the following: a heavy backpack, a flip flop or sandal, a shoe

my dude bell delphine just gave Owen Cunningham a Roman Execution

by M.R Yeet September 20, 2019


Executive Procrastination

1. An advanced form of procrastination wherein a specific task is avoided to complete another equally important task.

2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.

Some examples of 'Executive Procrastination' are:

Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.

Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.

by MazaBaza March 30, 2009


Executive douchebag

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.

The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.

by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014


Bombing of Execution

A well planned process(work projects) gets messed by inexperienced folks (rookies, freshers) preventing its success.

Hey Man, we gotta plan and finish our project inviting technical experts and freshers.
What Freshers?
Gosh ! Na Na Na. Freshers shouldn't be in real time projects as they are known for Bombing of Execution.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 17, 2015