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To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens
Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.
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Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.
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“Wyoming” is supposedly the 44th state of the US. With an alleged 2008 population of just over 500,000 people, it is seen as a quiet and relatively peaceful country-esque vibe. However, do not be fooled but the textbooks, Wyoming does not exist. There is a temporal oddity under active investigation by “ Der Dummkopf” agents as once state lines have been crossed, agents are sent to seemingly the early 1800s Montana. Taking a look at surveys of over 20,000 people per every major city in the US, subjects have reported that about 0.02% of the population knows anyone from “Wyoming” or has “family” that lives there. Those that say they are from there have been investigated and found to be intimately connected with the NSA’s propaganda department. Furthermore, bank records trails suggest a cover-up op to deter investigators of the conspiracy from seeing direct payments for these services, often disguised as simple jobs under private and public companies’ names. Geological experiments conducted by the agency have so far been impossible as once proper precaution is taken to bypass the temporal ring formed at the state lines, it has been discovered that an empty black void is all that exists beyond. To date, 17 researchers have fallen into the void, unable to be retrieved and presumed dead.
Log Entry #107 Excerpt by Dr. Arschkrieker:
“It is impossible to determine the nature of the void that citizens consider ‘Wyoming’ due to inability to traverse it while also bypassing the temporal ring... attempts to pass drones or F-seed personnel connected to Ariadne’s thread is met with temporal traversal and irreversible assimilation into the void, respectively... When my assistant peered in without fully going in, she could not feel anything, so the anomalous void has physical effects, yet no physical form... Suggestions of dark matter have been made, but current understanding believes it cannot react with regular matter in a fashion like the assimilation we observe... truly the existence of Wyoming is false... but whatever lies in that space instead... is uncertain.”
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A band based out of Waterloo, Iowa which is known for their breakdowns, hardcore dance music and chants.
Hey did you catch Such Creatures Exist last night? They fucked shit up!
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A deceptively easy philosophical question, and one of the two core concepts of existentialism, the other being our insignificance on the massive scale of the universe. The one answers the other: existence has no meaning. Meaning is a construct of our imaginations. It is inherently irrelevant to any philosophical discussion and should never be taken for a concrete fact. There you go. Jesus, guys, calm down now. It's not that hard.
Borb sneepington: Wow, this spaghetti is amazing! It's so good, it makes me wonder about the meaning of existence.
Fred: Don't kid yourself. The taste of spaghetti is no more than a side-effect of the chemical structure of your human brain. Existence is too big for any of us pathetic creatures to give a meaning. Anyone who thinks about such questions is only a mere animal just like the rest, telling themselves a half-hearted lie to make themselves feel more intelligent or more important, as a method to cope with the thought of their utter insignificance on the grand scale of the universe, as we are all no more than an infinitesimal specks lost of
In the cold dark emptiness of our lives.
Borb: Wow. That's deep.
Fred: No. Our pathetic ideals are incredibly shallow. We drag out our tiny lives to fulfill them while in reality we know nothing of the world except that what little early we do know will not save us from the inevitable release of death.
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An awesome mod created for Battlefield: Veitnam which totally owns DC.
This mod is the best mod ever created...
"I just blew up that tank whore with my F-22!"
"No way! I was that tank whore you faggot!"
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some one who has wasted their life, or during their life never acheived any thing worthy of proper recognision. do some thing with your life.
good word to describe 50 cent
"idiot, some one better could be living that life, faggot!!!"
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