laugh at my expense

usually when they make a fool of themselves

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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

Expensive dopamine

refers to the satisfaction derived from activities that require effort, delayed gratification, or involve overcoming challenges, leading to long-term fulfillment and a sense of purpose.

Scrolling for hours just gives me cheap dopamine, but finishing a tough workout gives me that unmatched feeling of expensive dopamine.

expensive

A price tag that is so horrifyingly eye-watering painfully high

Guy1: Man you saw the new FuckBook?
Guy2: Yah it comes with Fuck1, but it is so expensive
Guy1: Man, that was so horrifying
Guy3: so much pain…

EXPENSIVE

expensive with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E

Mumbo: that will be real EXPENSIVE with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E
Me: so u need, m o n e e

Hella expensive

When an item is more expensive then expensive

Example: (item that cost 354 184,99 $) Boris: Damn that is Hella expensive.

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?