Final Expenses

A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to someone.

"Mr. Rogers had to pay for his final expenses early because he had cancer"

"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

laugh at my expense

usually when they make a fool of themselves

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Hella expensive

When an item is more expensive then expensive

Example: (item that cost 354 184,99 $) Boris: Damn that is Hella expensive.

expensive

A price tag that is so horrifyingly eye-watering painfully high

Guy1: Man you saw the new FuckBook?
Guy2: Yah it comes with Fuck1, but it is so expensive
Guy1: Man, that was so horrifying
Guy3: so much pain…

EXPENSIVE

expensive with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E

Mumbo: that will be real EXPENSIVE with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E
Me: so u need, m o n e e