A legendary card alotted to someone who has done something amazingly extreme and lived, preferably unscathed, to tell the tale over and over again. Card allows carrier to: speed without the worry of being chased or even seen by cops, become disengaged from the laws of physics, unchallenged dibsing, etc. Carrier is not allowed to show any non card holder his card or it will be rebuked.
Jrex: "How can we be going sixty-five in a thirty without any cops coming after us?"
Me: "Dude. Extreme card?"
Jrex: "Oh..right."
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Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).
I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.
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This arcade is Dance Dance Revolution 8th mix. It has 224 songs, up to 240 songs(including unlockables), Extra Stage: The Legend Of Max, One before Extra Stage: Paranoia Survivor, Two before Extra Stage: Trip Machine Survivor, Encore Stage: Dance Dance Revolution by DDR ALL STARS, Oni's are harder, Oni's and Non Stop are graded by "DANCE POINTS", 3 points for each Marvelous or OK(freeze arrows), 2 points for each Perfect, 1 point for each Great, 0 pts for anything else.
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A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles.
With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.
Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
Somethin's really rockin'
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four!
EXTREME DINOSAURS!
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An amazing allstar cheerleading program! They are located all over N.C and have amazing teams. Some of there most know teams are Cheer Extreme Sr. Elite, Coed Elite and Jr.Elite. Cheer extreme is one of the most known names in the cheerleading world! They are amazing if you don't believe me look them up on YouTube. They are also on ESPN
Cheer Extreme Sr. Elite was undefted all season of 2010-2011!
Cheer Extreme Coed Elite is my life!
I wish my team was as good as Cheer Extremes Jr. Elite
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Caution: This is a very real extreme sport not to be taken lightly.
How to play: All you need, is the ability to preform a half-assed cartwheel, and a moderately busy street. Now the idea, is to cross the street while doing one simultaneous cartwheel. That means, no stopping, no slowing down, and no pussying out. Men who take pride in this activity are often drunk, or not men at all, but a bunch of dumb teenagers who are looking for a "good" time and a few laughs. Until they get hit by a car.
I, myself, like to wear some hiked up gym shorts with a cut off tshirt. Sunglasses are a must during the night. You can't see a thing when cars put their brights on. Clothing of all kinds is acceptable, but try to make it sexy.
There are many types of games you can play besides the regular 'cross the street for fun' deal. Here's a few more games you can try playing:
Pig: You need at least 2 people to play this. One man must cartwheel across the street, in any path, and the other play must copy his exact path. If any car honks at you, gives you the finger, or yells at you, you are disqualified. Bitch.
Freestyle: Just cartwheel all over the road, go with and against traffic, just break free with an explosion of cartwheel greatness. If you want to compete, you set the amount of time each person has to make a performance, and rate it afterwords. The man with the highest score (preferably out of 10) wins.
Tag: The same as regular tag, but you have to stay in the lanes, and can only travel by cartwheeling. If you leave the lanes, your automatically ''it''.
Don't let these games limit your imagination. Come up with your own game!
Have fun playing in traffic!
One time, a cop stopped me while I was Extreme Cartwheeling, only to tell me I was weraing too dark clothing for the nighttime, and that I should be careful.
See? Outlaws respect a man who can cartwheel.
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Doing your homework when the teachers collecting it in.
The most extreme sport is doing your homework when the teachers collecting it in.
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