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Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
False eyelashes were invented by a France streetwalker to prevent semen into her eyes and called it a "Cumbrella".
That girl got them pretty false eyelashes!
Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!
I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!
The coolest mf ever 😍
“Hey do you follow kats_.missing_.eyelash”
“No who’s that”
“Your mom 😎”
Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere
"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"
code for having a crush on somebody
“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*
A synonym for Billie Eilish.
Created by Julia Vickers.
Boobie Eyelash did such an amazing job performing her song from the Barbie movie at the Oscars
The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.
The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.