gouch eyed

A person with one eye askew.

One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.

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Bug-eyed

The widening of eyes due to shock, awe or fear.

The teenager was bug-eyed after meeting Jessica Alba

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One Eyed

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed

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pie-eyed

pie-eyed means to be intoxicated, derives it's name from the dialated pupils that people get on certain substances, pupils as wide as pies, in the hippy "jam band" scene being pie-eyed usually refers to being intoxicated on lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy, molly, or char

Jimmy took a hand full of mushrooms and a hit of Molly and a half hour later was pie-eyed like a mofo

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gee-eyed

Completely drunk.

He was gee-eyed last night. He ended up puking everywhere

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doe-eyed

some women, like does, have beautiful brown eyes

Winona Ryder, a doe-eyed actress

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crock-eyed

A mixture of being cross-eyed and cock-eyed.

I did not get the job, because everytime i looked at the Manager's crock-eyed eyes, I'd laugh everytime.

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