facebook

To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.

It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.

New haircut? Facebook it!

Facebook me?

Want to be facebook friends?

I facebooked my car.

That deserves facebooking!

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facebook

the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.

John! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook!

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facebook

a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.

"call me mr. facebook, i can make your grades drop"
-to the tune of bedrock-

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facebook

1. a hard drug.

2. what i'm addicted to.
3. stalking heaven.
4. social life for the antisocial.

B: can you ask janet what the hw was?
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.

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Facebook

Facebook (fās bŏk)

(N.) The ultimate distractor from all that is productive.

Every time I begin to write my research paper I end up on Facebook.

facebook

A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.

Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!

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Facebook

A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...

(Typical teenage status update):

Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("

Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...

(Another status update):

Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!

Brad: ... does anyone care?

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