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That special day of the week when she uses her guy's all natural cream to prepare her skin for the rest of the weekend.
John: "Mary's face is positively glowing tonight."
Dave: "Well it was Facial Friday yesterday."
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The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.
Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
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When a chick or girl sits on your face.
Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial
When the tanning salon sprays you with over whelming spray tan.
"I got a Trump Facial this summer, it was wall breaking!"
When you cum on someone's face, and the cum extends from the corner of the mouth to the ear. Thus, resembling Tina Fey's scar.
Troy: "I was trying to cum in her mouth, but I missed!" Rick: "Where did it go?" Troy:"I gave her the Tina Facial!"
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1. When you give someone a facial (that is, treat or serve them) and it's all smooth hence buttery. Giving someone a buttery facial may include, but is not limited to: using large, sophisticated words; being very clever and well thought out; and may take a few good seconds for the average person to understand.
2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.
1. Damn, he gave me an uber buttery facial. It was really well thought out and it used all these big words like "incomparable." It really made me feel bad... :(
2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.
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an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers
Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
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