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Worst Fans of Worst Actor!
Porks who survived after watching Guddu, Ra One, Happy New Year are called SRK fans.
Asslickers of Multi Fandom, Diploma Holders of Excel Editing, Trenders of HNY Best Film Ever, Mobile Chors
Where do we find SRK fans?
A - At Rikshaw stand
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One time, not too long ago, it used to be the button fans clicked on when they wanted to "become a fan" of someone popular on Facebook. It soon evolved into a button that people clicked so often, out of their own will, to become a fan of something they used to (or still) do.
Following the huge success, fan pages had a great downfall. Pages that required people to become a fan to see a 'funny' picture emerged out of nowhere like ants at the sight of your picnic. "Become a fan" has hence become synonymous to "you'd better fan this page if you wanna see what it's all about"
Back in the days: Bob became a fan of Miley Cyrus.
Soon afterwards: Bob became a fan of I used to do backflips while taking a shower.
And now (unfortunately): Bob became a fan of Become a fan if you want to see how rocks used to look before they became famous!!1! :O
A supposed "fan" of motorsports and racing specifically F1 but complains about every single aspect of the sport.
Also likes to shit on other forms of motorsport for not being F1.
Person 1: What are the f1 fans creating a Twitter shitstorm about this time?
Person 2: Who the fuck knows it could literally be anything...
A sasaeng fan (μ¬μν¬) is simply an overly obsessed fan to K-pop idols and they are not concidered as true fans. They stalk their idols and invade their privacy. The bigger groups or singers have at least 100 of full time sasaeng fans around them. They try to rip off their clothes, kiss them, steal their private stuff and they can even put cameras in stuff they give to them. They can break into their rooms, someone had hit them/him/her with a bag full of rocks, someone had put a camera in a teddy bear the gave to them and someone even put drugs into their drink. They will do anything to make them remember you, hit them, scream bad and mean things to them, they want to touch them so bad that they even could kill someone to get the cance to touch them. Some of the sasaengs even hire taxis to follow their k-idols and can speed up to 200km/h. To hire a taxi like that, it can cost up to $200 to $500 and can often be found outside concert halls, broadcast station and celebrity dorms.
"Did you hear what that girl did to Kai and Baekhyun from EXO?"
"No, what did she do?"
"She was pulling Kai at the airport so that he fell and injured his leg and waist. Baekhyun had to support him because he said he couldn't walk properly. She then told Baekhyun to "move his fucking head" so that she could take pictures"
"Ugh I hate those sasaeng fans, I can't believe that they want to hurt and disrespect their idols like that. I hope he's okay"
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A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.
John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?
Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.
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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?
Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.
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Slang for male masturbation.
Mike's addiction to porn leads us all to believe that he is really into dusting the fan.
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