An utterly mindless simpleton.
A Fanny Pack would be funnier than this guy!
When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.
Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.
A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.
When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".
A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.