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When you're the biggest farmland owner in America buying up all farmland for some reason, but also the founder of Microsoft.
"It's a good investment" -Farmer Gates
Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.
Uugghh! That dude looks like a total scab farmer!
the true form of 5 seconds of summer’s member Ashton Irwin. He thrives with good looks, golden locks and the most beautiful outfit known to mankind. Nowadays he may be confused as to what people mean by the lesbian farmer, but only true fans understand the inner beauty of Ashton Irwin aka the lesbian farmer.
Luke Hemmings: “why are you searching lesbian farmer? is that your kink?”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research”
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A gay or gay-curious guy that uses a farmers daughter to get to her dad, the farmer. Prevalent in areas with low gay populations- the Midwest and Minnesota.
Damn dude, did you know that Cory was a farmer fairy? He just dated Nicole just to get to her farmer daddy, Bryant?
A fatass hunkie that looks as if they work a very successful pringle farm because of their immense size.
“Look at that yinzer he needs to lay off the cupcakes”
“he’s a Pringle farmer”
“Holy shit he has a junior pringle farmer kid too”
Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.
History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl has a nice chest.
Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.
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A player, one who has sex with lots of girls.
Jesus, Dawn, stop fucking around with Kevin. He's obviously a coochie farmer.
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