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Most often used to refer to a guy named "Marty" or "Martin" who has a flatulence problem.
At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.
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To continually make the same mistake and not realize that it was a mistake, therefore repeating the same error over and over again. Someone who has toxic-gas between the ears. Many doctors believe this type of illness is caused by an; obsessive-compulsive disorder believing that one can control things, events and even people if one can control time. In bizzare cases; one might even believe that the clock is plotting against them, putting the individual in an unhealthy and fearful state of mind. In laymens term; "shithead". There is NO known cure.
How many times are you going to Marty Farty the ball up the middle with 8 defensive players in the box?
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Did you see Jesus turning everyone's wine into water last night? What a dick. That's bad farty porm.
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A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.
Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"
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A sexual act in which a male rubs his penis into his partner's armpit for stimulation. So named for the sound an armpit makes when a hand is placed over it and the arm is flexed towards the body.
See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.
"My wife didn't want to fuck last night, but she compromised and threw a farty party just for me."
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A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.
oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!
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When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL
Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.
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