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Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.
A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back
Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh
The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.
Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.
Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...
Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!
If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...
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1). a cash machine
2). taxi driver
3). present giver
4). resident nagger
i need a lift to town, ohh an can you give ******** a lift 2?
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A familial member unbeknownst to black people.
Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?
Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?
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A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke
Me: what’s a dad
Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father
Me: Ohhhhh
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Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...
Father, can I have some cash
Go ask your mother!
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