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Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.

Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010


meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.

Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.

by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008


Faucet Jizz

Water

This faucet jizz is so tasty!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012


Sex Faucet

"Once you're on you're on, otherwise you're off."

My wife is such a sex faucet, I can't get her to leave me alone!

by GreGaGaGa April 02, 2010


Leaky faucet

The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.

Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.

by NoobPwner222 October 27, 2008


Leaky faucet

Something requiring attention.

Something that is slowly loosing it's source and will eventually will release all pressure if not taken care of.

Or someone you can go to and always get drops of things from. Wisdom etc.

She's a leaky faucet.

Their show is a leaky faucet

by Livewildlove June 08, 2022


Faucet Sipping

When one positions themselves upside down vertically, legs skyward, while masturbating creating a position where one nuts straight onto their face/mouth.

i walked in on Monty and he was faucet sipping!
I caught him sipping from the faucet

by yung fart n’ lil shit July 02, 2022