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Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them
*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.
The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"
This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.
I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.
Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.
When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats
I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again
A cat registry or cat breed registry, also known as a cat fancier organisation, cattery federation, or cat breeders' association, is an organisation that registers domestic cats (usually purebred) of many breeds, for exhibition and for breeding lineage tracking purposes. A cat registry stores the pedigrees (genealogies) of cats, cattery names, and other details of cats; studbooks (lists of authorised studs of recognised breeds), breed descriptions, and the formal breed standards (a.k.a. standards of points or SoP); lists of judges qualified to judge at shows run by or affiliated with that registry; and sometimes other information. A cat registry is not the same as a breed club or breed society (these are specific-breed organisations that may be affiliated with one or more registries with whom they have lodged breed standards in order to be able to exhibit under the auspices of that registry). Cat registries each have their own rules and usually also organise or license (sanction) cat shows. The show procedures vary widely, and awards won in one registry are not normally recognised by another. Some registries only serve breeders, while others are oriented toward pet owners and provide individual as well as cattery memberships, while yet others are federations only deal with breed clubs or even other registries as intermediaries between the organisation and breeders.
A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.
Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.
The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.
Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!
My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.