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The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.
Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!
My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.
During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's
Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
FFR is the most awesome invention in the field of botany!
The feline floral relocator has really helped me-owt!
A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything
Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!
Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is a short........ Beautiful....... Cutie that you tend to just gaze at her for as long as you can ever want to. She is just so friendly and such a promising person, that she never will hurt you. She won't love you as she is a single angel throughout her life but can express her love to you if you are so special and close to her . She loves her friends so much that if you ever hurt them you won't be living the next second of your life. She has that that adorable smile which melts you always when your with her. She knows how to insult you also in a sweet way or rather ..... SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH HER KINDNESS.
Person 1. Why FELIN dude?
Person 2. Angels are not only found in heaven but earth too has one and you will find it in her
Any cat that you are physically attracted too, (usually male), and would like to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “hey dude, you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d Smash”
Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash”