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Felonious Alien

One who is from somewhere else and does not belong to the area in question where it is required by federal law to be approved for membership.

Considering the recent concerns of accuracy in descriptions of immigrant statuses combined with the debate over terms and descriptors as to who may and may not be designated as residents or accompanying resident statuses. Terms such as Illegal Alien, Undocumented Workers, Illegal Citizens, Illegal Workers, Undocumented Residents, and Undocumented Citizens are euphemisms for status. Felonious Alien seems to be most accurate with regard to people of foreign countries entering a country without properly following the standards of entry and compliance of residency. In many countries it is a violation of that countries law to enter, reside, work, or maintain a long term habitat in that country without approval from the appropriate government agency(s) .

Pierre lived in Napa Valley for 8 years while working for Vinofile Vineyards. He thought he was not one of β€œthose people”. Pierre had never applied for residency and was surprised when the Immigration Agents showed up even though he had known he was a Felonious Alien. Having thought the focus would be on the Central and South American Natives he gleefully showed the agent the work files. Nonetheless, Pierre was deported to his homeland on the same day his employees were sent home to their countries. Each was a Felonious Alien and thought they could suck the teat of the prosperous with impunity while escaping the tyranny of taxes and enjoying the benefits thereof along with the law of the land and everything the country in question was built upon.

by PackerFever March 3, 2007

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


felonious grump

a poop taken with no follow-up flush, ventilation consideration and/or consideration for the next party.

I noticed a felonious grump while I was walking into the bathroom and had to bust out real quick.

by doctor8 January 31, 2008

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


felony flier

a flip flop issued to people in jail for shower shoes.

She had nothing but her felony fliers to walk in.

by Mercedes Dc May 27, 2008

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


party foul felony

the equivelent of three standard party fouls which results in one punch to the face

Tyler lit Dakota's sack of weed on fire and threw it on the ground, resulting in a party foul felony.

by DΓ‘KΓΈtΓ₯ June 27, 2009

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


felony flats divas

term given to the tweeker chics seen tweekin' around the streets of PDX's Felony Flats, doing what & who they can for their next tweek.

There goes one of Portland's fine felony flats divas!!

by tamtamma October 8, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 12, 2007

35πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Felony Ring(s)

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

by G's Spot November 17, 2005

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž