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Ghetto feng shui

Leaving an object where you last used/had it.

I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.

by Bitch9 August 26, 2014

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feng-shui for your vagina

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dis-feng shui-tional

Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.

When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.

You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!

by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020


Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2020


Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2020


xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

The chorus lyric from Chinese hit song "Yi Jian Mei", which means "one plum blossom" published in 2010 by songwriter Fei Yu-ching. The song was used in a hit Tik Tok video with a chinese man who looks like the chinese bootleg version of Humpty Dumpty in Shrek

The song was originally part of the soundtrack for a 1940s chinese drama of the same name (shot in 1984). The drama was later remade twice first as Grief Over QingHe River (30 episodes-shot in 2000) and then New One Plum Blossom (40 episodes-shot in 2009)

The word use in a sentence is ambiguous and can mean anything

Niggas think i carry a mp5 to school but i'm just xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

by chinese man who knows english May 23, 2020

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