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a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*
Since we’re going to the bars, we need a Fic, or a friend in charge to keep us all in check
What hot women working in corporate call their "office"
1. "Where are you headed?"
2. "Im headed to the fic!"
Fucking Illinois Cunt; a female driver with Illinois plates
Josh was driving south on Wisconsin highway 41, a female with an Illinois plates is passing him going 90 mph. He then catches up to her, after maintaining his own speed, as the same female Illinois driver is going 50 mph. He mutters under his breath, "fucking fic"
The Puss Fic is a kinky fanfic in which Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross have frisky anal
It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic
It's writing based on pop culture that emulates the writing of My Immortal.
- Did you read that fang fic?
- No, i'm a My Immortal purist.
A term used when describing fanfictions that are incredibly obscene and usually involve bizarre character arcs and alternative universes. An example of this could be fan fictions centered around hard drug addictions that characters previously did not have, characters having murderous schizophrenic meltdowns, or characters getting probed by aliens.
"Did you read that heroin fic I sent you? It really messed me up."