Lucky Fish Hook

A two card hand in poker (usually texas hold 'em) which is exactly a Jack and a Seven of any suit. The Jack implies the "Hook" while the "Lucky" aspect comes from the "lucky number seven" that accompanies it.

The dealer dealt me a Jack and a Seven, I have the Lucky Fish Hook.

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rusty fish hook

you stick your finger in your own butthole, and then walk up to your victim and put the the same finger (in the shape of a fish hook) into their mouth and the inside of their cheek. Then pull like you are catching a fish.

He pissed you off? Give that dude a rusty fish hook!

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norwegian fish hook

A sexual position, in which, a woman performs a highly acrobatic move, so that she may be "sexed up" from the man.

"I don't know how she does that norwegian fish hook."

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Japanese Fish Hook

When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiieeee!" Then the mans joins in the squinting and screaming, and screams, "Aaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!"

The couple were filed for a sound complaint when trying the Japanese Fish Hook in a hotel with paper thin walls.

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rusty fish hook

When you stick your finger in your butt, then make a hook with your finger and hook a friends lip

dam after that rusty fish hook i smell and taste shit

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Fish Hook Theory

The ideology of extremists.

When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!

Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.

See also: horseshoe theory

Fish Hook Theory is cancer.

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Dirty South Fish Hook

A close relative of the "shocker," however, it differs in technique and execution. Invert your hand and direct two fingers into the stink box, immeditaely followed by a thumb-hook to the stinker. You can also perform a "hooking" motion (like your twisting open a can) for the full effect.

If your girlfriend gives you the look, it's time for the Dirty South Fish Hook.

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