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Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)
I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
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shit in hand or get shit in hand and slap a homosapian in the face
i am going to five finger combo you ya fuck.
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A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.
When you finger a girl from behind and put three fingers in her pussy and two in her ass
See that girl Patrice, Billy five finger louied here last night after the concert.
The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.
I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute