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Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)
I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
8👍 7👎
shit in hand or get shit in hand and slap a homosapian in the face
i am going to five finger combo you ya fuck.
7👍 5👎
When you finger a girl from behind and put three fingers in her pussy and two in her ass
See that girl Patrice, Billy five finger louied here last night after the concert.
a forehead so big you could fit all 5 of Shaq's fingers on it.
Person 1: "Why is there a giant wall in the middle of the room?"
Person 2: "That's not a wall, that's Giavana's Five Finger Forehead"
A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.