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When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.
Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!
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Someone who doesn't have anything that they are good at. Otherwise known as talentless.
Jeffery: Dang it, I got a F on my math test
Peter: Pfftt.....blank flank....
Jeffery: The fuck you say to me nigga?
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A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.
I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.
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Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
1. A surprising gay comment.
2. Victory, (used as "raping").
3. A seemingly straight gay coming out.
4. Prison abuse.
1. A: I just wanna see what it looks like!
B: Woah, anal flank
2. We just anal flanked them
3. A: Did you hear about Bryan?
B: Ya, I feel totally anal flanked
4. ...a reason not to drop the soap: anal flank
This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."
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A phrase used by Bronies when they are talking about a character from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic that they
may find attractive, Normally talking about the characters Curves or Ass. Note: Not all Bronies are attracted to the ponies, but the ones that are are commonly know as: Furry Bronies
Brony 1: Hey, have you seen this picture of Rainbow Dash?
Brony 2: DAT FLANK
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