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flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 4, 2004

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Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut November 25, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD December 7, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".

Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.

by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 7, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 9, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž